by rasputin5000 February 21, 2019
Get the God Van mug.Jack: "Mum, surely you'll pull a god's plan and pass the butter."
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Jack: "Thank you mother."
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by exclusivemelbs August 18, 2019
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A person that is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.
by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019
Get the bronze god mug.I threw away all my Iron Maiden CD's after I heard the Hipster God go on a rant about how pretentious they are and how they think they're so smart - thanks Hipster God!
by Cryptic IV May 14, 2017
Get the Hipster God mug.The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...
by Dj Met June 6, 2017
Get the Virgin God mug.Jorge is the god of gods he takes your girl in a blink of an eye. and has muscle are so big that even a boy wants him and he could destroy the world in one hit.and Jorge is so rich that he almost owns everything in the world.and when every you see him you have to bow down to the master or he will demolish you and take your girl.
by Jorge the savage and god February 22, 2018
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