Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021

Alabama Dump Truck

When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time

This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.

by RD94 November 25, 2021

Trump Dump

That shit of the day, that makes you feel like the most powerful person in the universe.

After a long day of work I got home and took a massive Trump Dump. God Bless America!

by MrRogersSweater December 3, 2021

Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.

Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions

by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022

Double dump

When you Cleveland steam a girl then break up with her immediately after

Chad: I double dumped Lisa last night.

Mike: that must have been a messy one

by Dirty mike & the boyz June 13, 2022

dump truck

when someone has a FAT ASS

person one: dude, look at that guys ass!
person two: holy shit man! what a dump truck!

by lechelechelecheleche October 24, 2022

Dual Density Dump

A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.

I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!

by JLO70 November 3, 2022