Swamp Donkey 

A home run in baseball.

He has a rare, incurable disease that every time he steps up to the plate and makes contact, it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey to dead center.

Swamp Donkey by Jerp the Twerp October 28, 2023

Scratch The Donkey 

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

Scratch The Donkey by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

blue rocket donkey 

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off

The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.

blue rocket donkey by wankiiit May 29, 2012

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016

lay the donkey down 

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

lay the donkey down by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

Playing Roger and Donkey 

To have sex, especially (But not Exclusively) in a rowdy or wild manner.

Joey and Goleson were playing Roger and Donkey again. The whole neighborhood heard them.

Playing Roger and Donkey by Ladondorf June 17, 2017

Round house donkey punch 

Its like the donkey punch, except you put your partner in a choke hold them punch them in the face.

I had her doggie style, and gave her a round house donkey punch.

Round house donkey punch by jamembaLOL February 24, 2018