Break

A jail snack composed of hot Cheetos or hot fries, pickles, pickle juice, honey buns, and noodles, slim jims, and basically and snack you can get from a corner store (liquor/ drug store).

Man that break look like raw hamburger...

by Meow___"___" December 22, 2018

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Break Grounding

To disobey restrictions while grounded

Mom: Dang nabbit! Joe broke a grounding 2 times in a row.
Dad: Joe, you don't ever break grounding!

by JayMoneySpamsL2 April 28, 2021

Break In

Uh oh!

Hym "Looks like there was a break in at my downstairs neighbor's apartment. The door was all smashed in... I mean... I didn't hear anything when I walked past. Except for the music playing... I just got home so I imagine the sound of someone smashing a door in would cause some concern for the people who WERE here... The door was cracked open but I didn't seen anything... I would check but I don't want to leave any fingerprints and wind up a suspect... It's probably safe to assume someone would have handled it by now... I guess I have no way of knowing when it happened... Or what... It'd be a shame if this was a life or death moment and there's someone bleeding out in there... Or they came for me and got the wrong apartment... Could have been a police raid... I suppose... Didn't see and cops around... Not that I was looking... I'll keep an ear out and go down there with the veinsplitter if I hear anything else... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

lunch break

your teacher and your librarian are having sex in the bathroom

teacher: lets go on a lunch break ;)
librarian: sure baby lets go

by meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! May 8, 2018

Snack Break

A slang term for murdering and eating 5 men.

P1"Woah bro, did you hear that Remmu stopped for a snack break?"

P2"Yeah, it was crazy!"

by ashisgaylol May 1, 2022

Breaking the Stick

1: (v.)- To break up a relationship; the breaking of a connection.
2: (v.)- To snap a twig.

1:

Ron: Yo, things have been seeming rough with Jack & Jill, how do you think they're doing?
Nate: Jack told me she's too clingy for him, he's trying to break the stick. He's gonna break up with her tonight.

2:
Ron is planning on jumping on the branch, he'll be breaking the stick.

by Nu Jerzy Devil May 3, 2010