Smile boner

Noun:
A smile that is clearly noticeable to others and lasts for 5 minutes or longer.

I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!

Have you had your smile boner today?

by Stickart95 May 2, 2018

boner beard

A mans pubic hair.

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.

by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018

boner mechanic

Somebody who works on or fixes a boner

Went to see the boner mechanic last night, she worked on my cock.

by ThePanzyPanda November 28, 2018

boner bite

When a girl is giving you head and they accidentally bite your cock

My girl boner bite me and it really hurt

by Narwhal9908 July 11, 2017

aggro boner

When a man gets a boner due to something hot that he cannot take action on

I was hanging out with my friend sally the other day and when she bent over to grab something I got an aggro boner.

by Dickbuttfucktruck August 16, 2017

Kanye Boner

The boner one gives himself when he thinks about how good he banged that chick last night, last week... a year ago

Mate massive Kanye boner right now , I’m so good at fucking

by Justjump2012 August 24, 2017

Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.

"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019