Biscuit

(noun)
1. Another term for Penis

Sergey: "Do you want to eat my biscuit?"
Craig: "Wow your biscuit is so deformed"

by Pretty Baron May 23, 2018

Biscuit

A white person

About to go pick up a couple buttermilk biscuits for me and my homie.

by Avien97 May 23, 2018

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018

Biscuit

A thing that's good

Pooping feels biscuit!

by Kule Kids Klub May 10, 2018

Biscuits

Shoes, usually shitty ones.

Biscuits

by What The Pop March 11, 2018

Biscotti

One of the greatest beings to walk the earth

I love little biscotti for the life he has given me

by Whopperinthehead May 10, 2018

Biscuit

Not to be mistaken for its superior, the crossiant, a flakey dessert. It also does fAN FREAKIN TASTIC WITH TEA LIKE OMG IT IS ALSO RLLY GOOD WITH BUTTER LIKE IT GETS ALL MELTY LIKE MMMMMMM YAAAAAAA IMMA EAT THESE BISCUITS DOWN THE HATCH

Tim: Oh why n’yello there Jimmithy, would you like a spot of tea with a biscuit
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)

by Sneaky Cheese March 14, 2018