Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.

A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.

by The ridicule September 6, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.

Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."

by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020

Jordan

Soft

Daddy: hey Jordan what are you

Jordan: I am a jonina lover

by Big dende March 18, 2021

jordan and bailey

The perfect couple for any age. Nothing else because there perfect.

person 1: Have you seen jordan and bailey?

person 2: yes there perfect for eachother!

by I'm.a.rat January 14, 2021

Jordan

A fag usually hang around the guys and play the game most of his life

They over there with the boys that’s Jordan the fag

by spacecoop March 31, 2020

jordan

Extremely homosexual being, often tells fake stories to blend in with people. Also has low intelligence.

Jordan: I went to Kings Island and the *Insert scariest roller coaster at the time* is not scary at all!
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha

by jewowner March 7, 2019

jordan blink

The Jordan blink is the expression on ones face that does not compare to no other. It is a perfect combination of shock, puzzled and dumbfounded that can only be expressed through a cold stare with 3 blinks. If you get the Jordan blink you should know you are hopeless....

"Trojan has a silent T" *Jordan Blink*

by LAb July 1, 2017