Policy Wank

A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.

Also related: Political circle jerk.

I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking

by policywank November 7, 2025

Full Kit Wank

A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.

Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank

by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022

Jealousy Wanking

When one masturbates over an erotic situation that simultaneously makes them feel jealous.

When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.

by IndiLee November 9, 2023

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

bare wank

Where you whip it out in bed when it's raw, and use no soap or any other form of lubricant

Yo, last night I had a bare wank because I ran out of tomato puree to beat my meat with

by Bigman2000 November 26, 2017

Wank weiner wednesday

Every wednesday, you Can wank off

Also called WWW

Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off

by Gussekrab November 11, 2019

Skeevy Wank

when two or more boys get together and wank each other whilst thinking about girls

Wow me and john just had a Skeevy wank,it was very satisfying

by Alex Gizzle August 19, 2008