Waffle

When you are speaking nonsense. Or purposely doing it to something

‘I’m actually a war veteran. I just came her to receive my 15k gold necklace and ended up saving an orphanage’
“Stop waffling bro. All you do is waffle.”

by TheOddWaffl February 15, 2021

Bubble Waffle

A vagina that queefs a bubble. Especially from a vagina with a lot of fat on it.

The girl I was banging laughed and created a bubble waffle

by UluZ February 16, 2021

Big ol Waffles

another word for large tits unusually male tits

Damn son, you got some Big ol Waffles

by The0Baby0God February 22, 2021

British Waffles

A confused man.

"That man is looking very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 24, 2021

British Waffles

A Confused Man

"That man seems to be very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 24, 2021

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 10, 2021

Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021