Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.
I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.
by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022
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“You’re still a virgin?”
“Duh, I’m a Discord user with an anime profile picture. I get no bodies because of that.”
“That must be why I’m still a virgin.”
“Duh, I’m a Discord user with an anime profile picture. I get no bodies because of that.”
“That must be why I’m still a virgin.”
by Riaaaaaaaaa August 25, 2022
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Get the California Virgin mug.A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.
Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin
by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022
Get the Valorant Virgin mug.A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.
Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
by TheGenuineVirgin October 29, 2022
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