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turtle

When your penis is scared and shrivels back up into your body in an attempt to save itself. Sometimes if the experience is too terrifying, the penis comes out the anus.
When I found out "she " wasn't a she, my penis went full turtle. I started running but by ass hurt too much.
by Weekly Circumcision November 28, 2016
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turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!
Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.
by Shuaman December 13, 2016
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Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
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Turtle

A stupidly annoying thing constantly releasing a virus in the form of bitchotitis. Be careful around anyone with a turtle profile picture to make sure you don’t get the infectious disease, and especially bots like fucking Carl
That turtle made me amputate my left testicle
by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022
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Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”
by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020
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Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.
Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.
by Shuaman April 21, 2020
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Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.
Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.
by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021
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