by DirtyTesla69 June 16, 2017
A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.
I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.
by CheeseGrater621 August 27, 2022
by ShadDynasty March 28, 2022
by The Accountable Badass July 20, 2010
by BroCraftLOL March 25, 2023
When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath
by Powedertoastman January 16, 2021
Buying a collectible from a third party at a show/convention etc. whose prices are outrageously more than what they retailed for.
I paid turd party pricing from a third party vendor on collectible X which originally sold for $20 at the original retailer.
by darthaegeus August 12, 2011