Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.

the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante

by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022

dad

the guy that left you

me:hi dad

dad:ima go get some milk

me:but dad we already have 8 jugs of milk

dad: ``walks out house''

by soumaya and tahir= April 8, 2021

Dad

A sexist and a pedofile

Dad: Son, come here
Son: Ok what is OH NO NOT THE BASEMENT
Dad: Yes, u have done something ILLEGAL U LITTLE SHIT

by Ur mom gay. February 25, 2020

Dad

a piece of shit, feces, fecal matter, garbage, or waste. they normally don't care about your feelings instead care about having a "perfect child" because they are selfish.

fuck off dad no one loves you go fuck a raccoon or something you literal piece of garbage.

by daed meat February 1, 2021

dad wings

The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks

Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”

by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021

dad

the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back

kid: mommy wheres dad

mom: he left to get the milk

by imdoingthisin.school.dont.tell November 23, 2021

Dad

1) A person who makes terrible jokes.

2) A person who always leaves halfway through something.

Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.

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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.

You: Like my dad.

by ShadyDefinitions September 30, 2018