Bill Monkey

After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.

Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!

by His lordship and mr handsome May 4, 2021

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Meth monkey

A person,or group from the meth loving skanks whores and small dicked guys most parts of Valdosta the concrete jungle to everywhere it's meth always scratching or picking or jumping around bed bug bed to another

Hey Matt ,you see that bitch right there twerking to hard like my ex with her new meth monkey ?? Yea there probly from valdosta

by Davesnotvheregohome October 7, 2018

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monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

by NinNards May 16, 2017

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monkey boodle

(n) to be a grumpy little fuss budget after getting off work

'Jessie, don't be such a monkey boodle to me!'

by Jess's Man January 5, 2008

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Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011

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