Holy Turd Shit!

An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.

*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*

Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!

by The Accountable Badass July 20, 2010

dusty turd pencil

The name of an old mans penis who loves anal sex, while living in a nursing home.

My grandpa got his dusty turd pencil too close to a CNA and now he is banned from the nursing home.

by DirtyTesla69 June 15, 2017

Candy coated turd

THE FORBIDDEN M&M

Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd

by BroCraftLOL March 24, 2023

Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman

Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd

by Card Farting Unicorn August 23, 2016

turd party pricing

Buying a collectible from a third party at a show/convention etc. whose prices are outrageously more than what they retailed for.

I paid turd party pricing from a third party vendor on collectible X which originally sold for $20 at the original retailer.

by darthaegeus August 16, 2011

Tactical Turd Toss

A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.

I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.

by CheeseGrater621 August 26, 2022

Turd Farrest Fued

A parent who's native tongue is not English and pronounces words a little unique.

My dad is from Iran. Therefore, he is a Turd Farrest Fued.

by ShadDynasty March 28, 2022