jesus piece

Originated by Kanye West. He wears a Phat Gold chain with a realistic Jesus medallion that hangs from the chain. A Jesus piece is a piece of jewelery that represents Jesus.

"I stay fitted from the Polo fleece to the Jesus piece."

by GravyPlaya January 06, 2005

Jesus Moment

It's a moment when you suddenly become very enlightened as if jesus had planted a brilliant idea into your brain.

I could decide what to name my paper, but then I had a Jesus Moment and i figured out the perfect title.

by Alixxx7 March 04, 2009

Edge jesus

Hunter Romans the best person ever is one.

Hunter: "I'm an edge jesus"
All girls: "I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMG OMG!"

by HunterTheEdgeJesus February 13, 2018

creeping jesus

going downstairs late night to eat sweets!! ;)

my stomach hurts because i was a 'creeping jesus' last night!

by ive been told i look like a lisa October 13, 2007

jesus tits

A great replacement for saying "jesus H christ". or "Great mother of Mary's godly uterus".

Everytime I unzip my pants, my dick slips right up my ass...jesus tits!

by joniam May 07, 2003

De Jesus

Mexican Jesus taken from the from the king of the Jews name Yehoshua aka Jesus Christ.
Pronounced "da-Jesus" as in, "Hey everyone look its De Jesus.

Mexican catholic: . Oh my god! Its De Jesus has come to save us here in Mexico!

by superbipolar420 July 07, 2016

jesus's

what to call a christian nationalist business !

let's go to jesus's !

really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !

got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!

by michael foolsley December 01, 2021