When one posts something once on Facebook, only to have their computer freeze up and post it repeatedly.
"Um, why did you write 'Happy Birthday' on my wall SEVEN TIMES?"
"It wasn't me, stupid Facebook Stutter."
"It wasn't me, stupid Facebook Stutter."
by nothing?nothing,tralala?397 October 01, 2011
When two or more people in a room try to get on Facebook @ the same time and one person gets on and the other doesn't.
*Class Starts*
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
by NOMnomNOMDie October 13, 2010
a user on Facebook who repeatedly activates or de-activates their personal profile and/or blocks and unblocks the profiles of various people in order to accomplish one or both of the following:
a. sneak in and out of another person's account to see what they are up to and with whom without them knowing they've been there;
b. prevent certain people from knowing where and with whom they were sneaking around with.
a. sneak in and out of another person's account to see what they are up to and with whom without them knowing they've been there;
b. prevent certain people from knowing where and with whom they were sneaking around with.
I wish Paul would stop being a Facebook Sneak! He blocks and unblocks me before I can unfriend him in my profile settings!
by Paranoid in Panama July 19, 2011
Commenting or posting on someone's facebook post where you don't know the person.
After the post, the invader writes INVADED! to let everyone know they've been invaded.
After the post, the invader writes INVADED! to let everyone know they've been invaded.
Augie puts picture up of himself. Two friends comment, one person (Danny) unknown to all, invades:
Jenny - Aww u look awesome!
Chris - Where did you get that sword?
Danny - You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch :D. INVADED!
That was a facebook invade.
Jenny - Aww u look awesome!
Chris - Where did you get that sword?
Danny - You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch :D. INVADED!
That was a facebook invade.
by MDMC January 14, 2011
A person(s) that goes through random facebook profiles,
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.
Tom surfs facebook to find hot girls, goes into their profiles, right clicks on all the sexy pics, and tells his friends "yo look at this pic this chick sent me...shes wants me bad"....
**tom is such a facebook smuggler.**
**tom is such a facebook smuggler.**
by usmcvince February 14, 2012
A person who lies about their life , a person that puts on a persona ,brags about their whereabouts and their life and their accomplishments too be come likable to society.
by Honey3d40 March 02, 2019
When you step outside the realms of social networking, and actually communicate with an acquaintance through face to face, verbal contact.
face to facebook, face to facebooking, face to facebooker
face to facebook, face to facebooking, face to facebooker
by limeywesty February 06, 2011