Lady Crater

A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.

That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!

by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014

lady spartans

Hempstead, New York's one and only Sacred Heart Academy's mascot.

Are you going to see the lady spartans play soccer at their new campus, the Four Sisters Field?

by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014

the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013

snow lady

A female snow person

My snow lady is wearing a poinsettia brooch

by Cheater cheetah December 8, 2013

legal lady

A classy woman with expensive designer clothes and handbags.

Look at her with that Louis Vuitton, she's a legal lady.

by Mmmmm91 December 10, 2013

lady lofter

To hop from one female friend to another

That player is such a lady lofter

by Hsjajsjs March 29, 2015

Lady Santa Syndrome

The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.

That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up March 30, 2015