Lazy cunt

A person who does nothing and gets away with everything.

The boy Nathan said to Ryan "you fucking lazy cunt!"

by UNKNOWN_AMERICA_NFL November 17, 2014

cunt jackula

An uncommon sex act where a man reaches in to a girls vagina while he already has his penis inserted and masturbates himself. Similar to the turfucken only generally more dangerous as a mans hand will usually be larger than a females. Requires that the woman be very dilated or the man be very forceful. Named after the Transylvanian porn star who was the first to use this move on film, Count Jackula aka Rod the Impaler.

Johnny had been reading the forbidden version of the kama sutra, and waited until he had already fisted Suzy a few times before attempting the cunt jackula. She didn't seem to mind him jacking himself off inside her, in fact she seemed a little bored. He tried to spice things up for the sake of their marriage but in the end she just didn't find him that attractive any longer.

by Agutuk March 6, 2009

cunt locker

A reference to a female's vagina when she is being a bitch.

Amy is being a bitch, I wonder what is shoved up her cunt locker.

by Der Komisar November 15, 2009

Rookie Cunt

Girl who is not yet a cunt but well on the way

Sarah is such a rookie cunt she has made out with 3 guys in the last week

by Lexii-mckayy December 28, 2008

mental cunt

Someone who has lost the plot

Someone who is completely off their rocker. " you seen Virgil these days?" Nah mate and seen in him in a while" the mental cunt was shouting a pigeons in town"

by Dougy beaver March 29, 2017

septic cunt

The descriptive word to define a truely repugnant, filthy, fuked out, piece of shit person.

Did you hear that *Jane's* boyfriend cheated on her with his dog!?
What an absolute Septic Cunt!

by CrandyBizkit June 2, 2016

cunt of cops

the collective noun for a group or gathering of more than 2 uniformed police officers.

Me: "Carefull mick, we cant meet on the normal corner there's a cunt of cops having their morning coffee break."
OR
The flock of seagulls flew over and shat on the cunt of cunt.

by frankeejace June 24, 2015