Swag

Swag is something great and overly powerful. Some may think that it is meant "Secretly We Are Gay" but it means pure swag. Does this not make sense? Well Swag MEANS Swag.
... Thats all.

Boy 1: Aye, you're so swag.
Girl 1: Why thank you, but what does that mean?
Boy 1: It means swag.

by Fluffy Flygons April 15, 2014

Swag

1. (n)- a person's douche quotient
2. (adj.)- an object that will likely increase a person's douche quotient (in form swaggy)
3. an interjection commonly used to increase one's douche quotient

When Bob wore his swaggy snapback, everyone thought he was a douche.

by amused_lemon November 2, 2014

SWAG

Possibly the most hideous sounding word conceivable. Not only does it hurt my tongue to say, it also fills my stomach with a horrible nauseating feeling. Swag is a word synonymous with the absolute lowest societies. Those with swagger choose to wear only the most trashy clothes and scorn sophistication as well as good taste in general. They are the very embodiment of Nietzsche's slave morality!

After he claimed to have "swag," I lost all respect for him entirely.

by Prince_Steven January 4, 2015

Scags

Verb: When you unnecessarily go through everything you've been working on over and over just to blow off some time.

Jaquan finished all his homework early, but because his parents were still pissed at him, he pulled a scags to make it seem like he was working hard.

The teacher had finished everything she wanted to go through early, but rather then letting her students out before the bell, she pulled a scags and just started going through everything again.

by Scarecrow Joe January 20, 2015

Swag

Wow. A lot of you idiots think that swag stands for Secretly we are gay. If you're serious about it, and your not messing around, you're not worth living.( just kidding!) Anyways, Swag means:
1.Swag: a long curtain, hung across the the grib (window)
2.Swagger: walking confidently, awesomely, in the shape of a swag
3.Swag (official slang): awesome, cool epic, (roughly, 1920)
4.Swagger (off. slang): one who is swag
5.Secrety we are gay (stupid fad): a 1960s term, probably started as a joke

1.My priceless swag got ripped!
2.He was swaggering along the sidewalk
3.# Yolo Swag people!
P.S. The term above means you only live once, so be awesome!!!
4.I'm a swagger!
5."You can't join our swag club, because you're so crapped nooby."

"Oh yeah, swag stands for secrety we are gay!"

"No it doesen't"

"Derp...

by Swag is so awesme June 24, 2014

Swag

An incredibly stupid person or a doofus. Most people us this word in the wrong sense.

Person 1:I have so much swag
Person 2: So you mean your a doofus?

by George Lohan February 26, 2015

SWAG

Scientific Wild Ass Guess.

The amount of fuel on board the aircraft before it crashed into the sea was the pilot's best SWAG.

by Meatbatter May 27, 2017