Fartin Like a Retard

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.

"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"

by Merx Of Herl February 17, 2025

Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"

Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.

by Unknown-user-idc September 19, 2024

Retard Ham

A fat mentally disabled person

Did you see that woman fall out of her wheelchair at the park, what a Retard Ham

by Fast521 March 01, 2023

nice demo fucking retard

A popular term used by a certain type of rocket leaguer to express his utter hatred for getting demoed

nice demo fucking retard

by Retope December 14, 2022

Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.

Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.

by CaddyRipz February 19, 2024

retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by February 23, 2021

Perpendicular Estranged Retard

pretty self explanatory

(saj made this phrase)

omg zahra you Perpendicular Estranged Retard

by sajkmt June 14, 2022