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sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
by elfinmajik November 13, 2017
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Sock puppet

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet
by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017
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house puppet

A stay at home dad, who has to do what their significant other says because they don’t bring in the money.
Good morning honey. Here’s a list of things to do today while im at work.”
What am I? Your house puppet?”
“Yes.”
by Steel toe monkey May 1, 2018
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Taco puppet

A lady who likes getting fingered or fisted.
She squirmed so much when i fingered her pussy it was like i had a dancing taco puppet.

She likes when you stick your fist in her taco puppet and make her dance vertically .
by High coyote May 6, 2018
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Mud Puppie

by Helikopteris February 16, 2018
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Yuppers Puppers

Polite way of saying "yup" or "yea sure" when you really don't want to do something but you know you have to anyway
Friend #1 : Do you want to hang out later?

Me: Yuppers Puppers
Friend #1: Yay!!!
by rockergirl388 May 28, 2018
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Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.
Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018
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