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Hessischer Lucky Punch

When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.

+++ implies a boner +++
Bruh, I gave that girl a Hessischer Lucky Punch last night!
by Frankfurter Jung May 2, 2019
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hot pocket punch

When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
by hegwog November 1, 2022
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Two-Knuckle Punch

Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.
Drew insulted me. So I gave him a "Two-Knuckle Punch" straight to the urethra.
by Mark Twain Gay Nephew January 20, 2020
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Consecutive Normal Punches

Back-to-back attacks consisting of normal punches.
I then threw consecutive normal punches at my opponent, knocking them out.
by blank March 10, 2021
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Punch A Phoebe Day

On the 2nd of November, everyone named Phoebe may be punched, kicked or slapped with HUGE amounts of force NO EXCUSES.

hehhehehhehehehehehehehe enjoy ur day bee <3
On her birthday it shall be Punch A Phoebe Day ;0
by merciivy October 21, 2020
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Double tongue punch

When two homies heads go skydiving in between the same girls thighs and go to town.
Cayden and kole double tongue punched the same bitch
by Cmannnnn January 26, 2022
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One Inch Punch

Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size
Susan: You are a one inch punch.

Joe: What?!

Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.

Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions
by crankyasianladee March 17, 2015
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