Penis Day

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.

Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.

by Nekromancers September 5, 2020

penis sex

sex with penis

penis sex all day all night

by ellexisdumb February 24, 2021

Penis Smile

A misheard lyric in txt’s song “thursdays child has gone too far” We all hear it but we don’t talk about it.

Moa: “why was Taehyun talking about penis smiles?”

Moa #2: “he never said that :)”

by eliseymomohasbigbobs June 2, 2022

penis poo

Going anal without a condom.

Dude, wear a condom.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.

"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

jakes penis

A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.

im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes penis

by Alex LeBlanc January 2, 2008

Penis Power!

Getting a female (or male) addicted to the power of one's penis, even when that female knows it isn't for her own good.

"The man that is living to ejaculate, he's in a predator-mode. He's gonna look for the weaknesses of a woman. A woman that's lonely, her vagina is cold. She's laying at bed at night playing with her toys, or she's got a man beside her that is a good provider, but he's not hitting the walls and working the middle like that dawg she's having that sneaky sex with...Penis Power!"

by COOLDUTCH April 27, 2007