bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

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Haha noob expose

Commonly used when you "expose" someone for being a noob and stuff like that

person 1: Guys i beat every video game ever
person 2: False
person 1: ok fine how did u know
person 2: haha noob expose

by tidle August 11, 2024

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A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 1, 2025

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gutless noob

this is when you say to someone nice one mate why dont you dig down and and try to find your balls man up and turn that silly mod of you gutless noob, everyone knows you for the gutless noob your are (as long as they are from cambridge)

David: ethan im playing world of warships am i good (in cambridge accent)
Etan: no you are a gutless noob

by gutless noob 67 February 12, 2026

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