eye butter

The copious mucous that fuses your eyelids shut with pink eye (conjunctivitis)

I had to find my way to the bathroom by braille this morning, it took me 5 minutes to remove the eye butter from my lashes.

by Miss Spelling April 1, 2017

hazy eyes

clouded vision
often accompanied with a feeling on content

(most commonly experience during summer or when one is in love)

"there's summer in your hazy eyes" - 'Nathan' by Flower Face (2:38)

"his eyes are hazy with love"

by pursuitforinfatuation March 26, 2023

Eye Pud

Another way of saying eye candy; eye pudding.

"I met my favourite DJ the first time today, he's so hot, he's eye pud".

by PB2012 September 2, 2012

eye stress

The result of a post so poorly written that looking at it for too long can cause your eyes to develop stress hormones and deteriorate your mind, throwing you into despair and hopelessness, horror and, well, stress. The post causing it is AKA wall of text.

I read that wall of text so long it gave me eye stress. I am gunna have grey hair by 26.

by Xxx_Flarp_xxX February 13, 2015

eye rinse

to look at a cute picture, such as puppies or kittens, immediately after seeing something horrifyingly offensive in an effort to erase or clear the memory the previous image.

While surfing the net I accidentally stumbled upon a goatse. To recover I did an eye rinse with a picture panda's playing on a slide.

by Kalyco May 30, 2010

eye-googled

When someone who is interested in you, looks you up and down like they're trying to obtain your entire 'wiki' from your display page (checking you out.). Can also be written as iGoogled

"Beth, that guy behind you just totally eye-googled you."

by BosleeLA January 1, 2014

Scheme eyes

When a girl gives you this look you know it's going down. She'll squint her eyes at you and have a smirk on her face.

"Dude I saw her giving me the scheme eyes across the room, she definitely wants the "D""

by Jatthews January 24, 2014