Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.

Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.

by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021

24 hour neck flu

When your neck is so sore that you cant go to work but really you've just been up all night partying.

Sir, I cant come in to work tomorrow. I have the 24 hour neck flu.

by frogdoggie March 21, 2019

Bent neck lady

Bent neck lady from haunting of hill House, my friend called her fit

Me:bent neck lady'shows photo:
My friend:wait.fit
Me:/BENT NECK LADY 💀

by I DO NOT KNOW HELP January 2, 2023

Neck

Major L

*gets rejected*
wow thats a neck

by picklessssss May 29, 2018

no neck

a person who has no neck, a visual sighting that is so crazy.

Me: yes no neck
Him: i have a neck
me: stfu u shot

by llllmyco January 11, 2021

Pencil Neck

Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.

Timmy is such a Pencil Neck

by liamrr18 March 23, 2021

Stupid neck

A neck on a human being that is unwanted or wants to be moved from from its origin resulting in pain. Mainly from another higher forced being.

Do you want me to move your stupid neck?

by Honesty in human form May 31, 2022