Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024
It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.
by Bromime February 13, 2024
Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.
"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
by ThrobbinElFuego December 02, 2023
A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
by TokyoBlood April 27, 2024
When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.
by Shrel-El April 06, 2024