A type of dance. In which dancer rolls their arms slowly (tumble dryer move) whilst walking to the side, stops to kick or thrust leg backwards whilst simultaneously raising hands to make ears / umbrella over head.
Done slowly with an a of casualness is known as the 'Lazy Monkey Grind'.
Done slowly with an a of casualness is known as the 'Lazy Monkey Grind'.
by Dr Love Monkey April 15, 2011
by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009
A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.
I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.
by ThatOnePhotog February 05, 2009
A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.
by Unknown '_' December 13, 2015
by NinNards May 15, 2017
A contagious disease that hasn't been spread (yet) to anyone expect the first person who had ever been diagnosed with the disease(anerx). It is a disease where the victim will morph into a monkey and go insane and become extremely powerful only for a short period of time before they turn back to their original self. The episodes usually happen when the victim is provoked, usually angered. The disease is incredibly mysterious due to only one person having it (so far)
by Lunna October 16, 2020
The act of clasping your hands and wrapping them around your loved one's neck while showing them unconditional love and affection at inappropriate times of the day.
by Charlie_foxtrot9 December 27, 2015