The dirty mike

It's a mix drink one part Crown Royal and one part Fireball and Sprite to mix it with.

Dylan what are you drinking? Well Flanders I'm having The Dirty Mike with a little extra sap " double shots".

by #dirtymikeandtheboys June 08, 2020

Mike Robbins

A mike guzzles mustard on the daily, he is also very meek.

Mike Robbins: I GUZZZZLED DIJON MUSTARD YESTERDAY.

Person: Ok Mike

by User123324231324512 May 23, 2014

Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse

Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”

by Movas November 03, 2022

The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".

I gave her the Mike Tyson

by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017

mike whitely

a cock loving bitch who is lord of games

ur being a Mike Whitely

by mike is a bitchassnigger December 08, 2008

mike delorme

To be the poorest and stupidest of them all. The king of poverty.

There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.

hey did you hear back from the bank?

Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.

by Fish mail February 06, 2016

Ole Mike

Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.

Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.

by MartianMan69 May 03, 2024