Michael Afton

Five Nights at Freddy’s protagonist

Oh my god, Michael Aftons dad is a DILF!!!

by R1ngM4ster__ June 6, 2022

Michael Crawford

Very ugly and has autism, and also has no sweetness to people and also very unkind to people.

Michael Crawford is the worst person anyone has ever met, so I don't wanna invite that thing anywhere.

by jhfljdhafiuhairgaj March 26, 2019

John Michael

A big pile of garbage that loves guacamole and is engaged to someone way out of his league. He usually has the coolest brothers that are way more attractive and talented than he is and will forever be cooler than him.

John Michael is gay.

by BORTLICENSEPLATES June 3, 2018

Michael Phelps

A man amongst boys. A God amongst men.

Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian the world has ever seen.

by Notim Portant October 7, 2008

Michael Phelps

To humiliate or destroy in any competition.

Person A: Dude, let's play some basketball. I'm gonna teach you some skills.
Person B: Yeah right, I'm about to Michael Phelps your ass.

by Michael Courtney October 7, 2008

michael brown

best kid in the worldd, his two favourite people in the world have to be named susana and connor, enjoys cliff diving and videochatting and bridge jumping and wakeboarding and kneeboarding and kayaking, is a BOSSSS at squash, gets girls, loves diet mountain dew, absolutely addicted to ebay AND lost, hhas curly dark brownish hair, brown eyes, loves vanilla yogurt, pasta and cheeseburgers, goes to boarding school, loves catzzzzzz. also loves driving.

-"dude WHO is that bro so good at playing squash?!"
-"dunno, must be a michael brown!"

by bernie123456789 August 2, 2011

Michael Jackson

Nonce

Michael Jackson likes kids

by ghfyswjufheugjsyrhf January 10, 2021