by Mani Foster May 21, 2007
Get the fo longmug. A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
Get the Long Haggismug. Yup --- cancer-sticks are once again a much-frowned-upon commodity in society, just as they were shown to have been "way back when" in da old "Virginia Slims" magazine-advertisements.
Maybe it is indeed true dat, "You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!" as far as cigarettes' being a sign of feminine independence --- let's hope dat it can also mean dat ladies can feel "independent" of tobacco, as well.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
Get the You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!mug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Genitals Long, ANd I DO NOt Thin He Unisex She Believes<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Yes, here is a sentence:
"The bird's long tail feathers caught wind, and it glided effortlessly over a distance in the air."
"The bird's long tail feathers caught wind, and it glided effortlessly over a distance in the air."
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025
Get the Longmug. An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.
Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
by toddrwod October 2, 2022
Get the Long Cummug.