Gritz Lady

A 40 something year old woman who ALWAYS has to tell people how it is and sometimes point out the obvious in what is wrong in a situation – no matter how big or small the issue at hand is. While some may view her as a chronic complainer or battleaxe, others may view her as giving constructive criticism to improve the situation.

While eating at a casino breakfast buffet, Gritz Lady sits down with her hot bowl of what was labeled as grits on the buffet table (she was skeptical as she ladled the porridge into her bowl to start with). Upon further examination and initial consumption of said “grits,” she loudly exclaims to her boyfriend, “These are NOT grits, this is Malt-O-Meal; I’m going to set someone straight on this.” Needless to say, the poor young man working hard to keep the buffet line wiped up spic and span got an ear full about the issue of the bait and switch regarding labeled hot grits when in reality they had filled the pot with Malt-O-Meal. (this is the very situation where the boyfriend coined the name; the stories and complaints go on and on and on...)

by Gritz Lady September 20, 2011

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Lady Mullet

When a woman shaves her vagina but doesn’t shave her butthole and it looks like a jungle.

I was eating this woman out and she had dingleberries in her lady mullet.

by DeezNutsWithAMicroPenis March 22, 2023

lady slipper

lady slipper is a collection of dirt roads with the occasional field and a bunch of bogs that you think are fields. Basically where the high school population of CB goes to drink... but it involves tents or sleeping in cars which is less than sweet.

Where's everyone going for May 24? Obvisouly Lady Slipper

by the guy from over there June 20, 2007

Lady Bod

When your lady body is no longer what it was. The unsettling and unfathomable phase your body enters into after the age of 25.

I am having trouble accepting this lady bod.

I can't eat carbs after 4PM, I have a lady bod.

by RayneOcean June 2, 2017

Lady Like

A funny name usually used to refer to trans people

Hey, so your girlfriend is Lady Like?
yes

by greng May 12, 2023

Monster Lady Gay Gay

Term reclaimed by the LGBTQ+ community from the Westboro Baptist Church who created homophobic Lady Gaga parodies.

Now used as a term of endearment to refer to someone outrageously, fabulously gay.

Look at Craig strut in those 9 inch pleasers! He IS Monster Lady Gay Gay.

by JemimaJellybean March 21, 2025