Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Kick in the cunt

Receiving a low pay check after working 80 hours a week

Mitch: You sold all those homes, you must be cashed-up now, right?
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.

by Mooooch February 27, 2021

Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week

I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week

by Mgb1238746 October 2, 2020

Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.

Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed

by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022

kick you to the lowercase

When something is closer it is uppercase, and when it’s further away it’s smaller so it’s lowercase. When you “kick something to the lowercase” it essentially means kicking their ball off.

“Boy if you don’t quit playin’ with me Imma kick you to the lowercase !”

“You should be nicer to that one girl, I heard she likes to kick guys to the lowercase.”

by myelin may May 7, 2023

swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

air kick

When someone, most likely a guitarist of a rockband, throws a kick in the air during a song.

Damn, have you seen Andrew Stockdales air kick during his solo in "Dimension"?

by airkick April 25, 2017