Josh

Josh is a cunt
by Nickconnorjane February 16, 2018
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when i first laid eyes on josh, i knew he would be a cutie. he glo'ed up into a baddie tho. im trying to bag him everyday since i've met him but he keeps playing hard to get. idk how to get him to be mine. he wont tell me he loves me. but i tell him everyday. nonetheless he is a true treasure. hes extremely kind and patient, always makes me laugh until my stomach hurts.
by apeachesandcream April 16, 2023
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Joshua's typically have a small penis. Like boy.and most of all got a big ass bald head
Josh why are you so gay.
by Pepe2233 December 14, 2018
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i love you so much.

i really really hope that we can date someday.

you make me feel so safe.
person1: hey josh!

Person2: hey!

person1: ily
by sillypersonlol February 04, 2024
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Known for selling haribos to unsuspecting kids if seen please report to the police
Who's that man in

the alley?
Don't go near josh

Why?
He sells haribos for a ridiculous price
by Haribosforsale March 20, 2018
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A man or boy with incredibly yellow teeth and stinky breath
“Wow look it’s a josh! have you seen his teeth, you can smell his breath from here”
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The smartest guy in the world and the best gamer ever
by Gamingnoob1234 May 04, 2022
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