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Murdery Joe

When a happy, funny guy passes the drunk threshold, usually by one too many Jameson or other Whiskey drinks, and then suddenly starts to hate everyone around them and tells them he's going to 'f--k them up' or kill them.
"uh-oh Gina, I see Jimmy's eyes glazing over and he's calmly but cryptically telling Kyle he can just kill him. I guess Murdery Joe has officially arrived!"
by Snoop Legend December 18, 2021
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Joe mommao

Yo mommao is a fat ass
Joe mommao is fat
by Mrkwl123 March 16, 2021
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Chameleon Joe

The impossible act of taking a piss without making a sound
Person 1: did you hear about my mate who managed to pull a chameleon joe?
Person 2: serious?

Person 1: yeah, he's on the Mossad's kill list now
by First Wave of Kyles July 18, 2019
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Mr Joe

A Man who has sex with women who are married or have boyfriends.
He will usually trick & manipulate women into thinking he's the perfect candidate for them by making it seem like their current partner is trash or a wasteman. His methods are very slick & charming but really and truly he's just a scumbag/player/womaniser.
Jason: Tyrone has been beating bare girls who have a man. He's moving like a proper mr Joe.

William: dude... you're telling me. I think he must have a STD by now.
by Arron j smith February 10, 2022
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Joe mama

Hey guess what if you’re reading this your Joe mama is fat
by Your mama is not fat August 8, 2022
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Schminky joe

A god like being
by stinky gungus July 29, 2021
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joe carter

The most amazing right fielder and 1st baseman in all of Toronto blue jays history. He is the reason Toronto ever had a chance to win the World Series because he won it for us in’93. If the jays never had carter they would never have a World Series title and been so amazing in terms of the short history of the jays. Anyone who does not know who joe carter is is going to be a really sad person later in life
Yo did u see what happened last night with the homer
Yeah carter hit a game winning homer bruh he is the goat
Joe carter is amazing
by Joe the goat carter October 17, 2017
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