James Bond

Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.

Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?

Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?

Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.

by rswamy February 8, 2022

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a james charles

a gay person that go's after straight people

alex is such a james charles

by fatmansteve1029384756 July 27, 2019

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James Gunn

That mf who killed Captain Boomerang

I will never forgive you for what you did, James Gunn

by ILikeCBMs March 13, 2022

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James Charles

Everyone's worst nightmare

Me: Mom their's a Man standing our driveway
Mom: OK i will take care of this
Mom opens door and see's James Charles with so much makeup and says hey sisters
Mom AND ME: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jame Charles: HEY SISTERS
Mom: DIES
ME: DIES

by TheAtlantean October 1, 2020

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James Charles

The one person that will get you gay on the first day of work as a waiter

Me: Hello, what do you want today
James Charles: I want that D ; )))))
Me: Sir, that is not one of the foods that are on the menu
James Charles: I know
Me: Oh shit

Tati: I'm about to end this man's whole career

by GoodGoosey May 12, 2019

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