Coach joe

Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.

Coach joe “If he keeps getting hit in the nuts he’ll be shooting blanks”

by Bomb squad boyz March 26, 2019

Chokin joe

The strangulation of a mans hard penis until it becomes flaccid from no circulation

Jack wouldn't stop jabbing me in the side with his dick so I gave him a chokin joe

by The damned May 20, 2019

Joe brereton

This means hes ewwww and i wanna annoy him.

This means joe brereton is a piece of poo who can't treat me right and has a hickey of charlie Robinson :) harry maddd !

by Randomakewords.x June 4, 2019

joe vollet

a person whose presence with females is nonexistent.

Wow that dude is such a joe vollet, he totally doesn’t know how to talk to girls

by UberGoober84 June 18, 2019

true joe

A male friend that is wheelchair bound due to not having any use of his legs

Don't make fun of Chuck he's a true joe.

by Capt. Kirkland September 26, 2019

bloppy joe

To eat sloppy joe mix out of someone’s butthole

Hey. You know what sounds good right about now, Jamie? A bloppy joe.

by Kd93 September 28, 2019

Joe's Mudd

Dog shit that is left on the grass and not picked up by its owner, causing someone to step in it.

Watch out, don't step in Joe's Mudd.

by DefHurricane May 3, 2018