Jake

Weirdly flexible and insane but a good laugh

Yo ur like jake

by Anya fit November 11, 2019

Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.

Jake the Ape shit out my window.

by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014

Jake Dix

An unfortunate name with a fortunate soul. Greatly gifted at the art of throwing balls. Aka Jake the snake

Jake Dix throws a dirty bouncer

by Tomthelegend September 11, 2021

Jake

Jake is the sweetest trans boy ever he may be problematic but he cares for everyone, he would never do anything to hurt someone, unless they mess with his girl, he is incredibly cute,sweet,kind,deep,loving,amazing, and he thinks the complete opposite of himself but so many people love and care for him. He may not be perfect but nobody is! He won’t just be nice to you but each time you see him he will tell you how much he cares for you and that he can’t lose you, If you ever meet a jake hold on to him hold him close and never let go!

Girl: “I’m worthless “
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”

by Kristen Fisher March 30, 2019

Jake

Jake is a man with a massive dick

Guy1: woah he has a HUGE penis

Guy2: it's obviously Jake

Guy3: he's a sketch

Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up

Guy3: soz

by Mr.Tumble August 21, 2019

Jake Girl

A girl who doesn’t ask many questions.

That girl is a doctor. Oh she is definitely not a Jake Girl.

by Jessetheboy April 7, 2022

Jake

The most beautiful and gorgeous guy there is. He’s so kind and sweet and loyal, you can talk to him about anything. He’s so funny too, a little immature but can always crack you up and make you smile even on your worst days. If you get even luckier, you’ll get the chance to date a Jake.

Guy: “hey you know jake the really funny one?”

Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”

Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”

by inlovewhim4ever November 12, 2022