calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.

1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."

by larfz March 25, 2013

Cunt wall

When your being a complete cunt that's on the defense.

During an argument. One person says to a very defensive person. "I can't talk to you with your cunt wall up." "Your such a cunt wall"

by T&Jfen July 30, 2023

Wall-e

Cumming in space while your gf cums too noice

i just did the wall-e nice

by MongolMongolodie May 11, 2020

bugs in the walls

Crazy, jittery, on-edge, maybe a little paranoid.

What’s up with Tom?

Idk man, he’s hearing bugs in the walls

by Gorotsu bagatski June 4, 2020

Painting the Walls

Blowing your brains out; shooting self

Yeah I’ve been playing games all day to refrain from painting the walls.

by Dudely January 22, 2022

Farmer wall

Someone who looses so many times he has to ban his sky bet account

Farmer wall missed again I guess he’ll be in the wall next week

by Farmer wall June 19, 2023

Wall Boarding

The act of using the wall mounted head board in a cheap motel as a backstop for various sexual acts in an aggressive manner, creating a disturbance to the guests in the adjacent room.

Bill had Trish pinned up against the wall mounted headboard as he railed her hard in the no tell motel. Security was called by the adjacent occupants who couldn’t sleep because of the wall boarding.

by VY! January 19, 2024