Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.

Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.

by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016

Wood

A very hard, long, and strong penis that penetrates with ease and leaves a mark

His wood was supper long and strong.

by Beanur_hype June 16, 2017

Wood Hammer

When a femme-dom has her cuck tied up on the floor, she has her other partner stand over him, and she slaps the cuck with his dick, in a hammer type motion.

My mistress gave me the wood hammer last night, and I weirdly loved it.

by Sickfuckers July 10, 2022

bretton wood

The best 'oldies' singer ever

Bretton wood: Now maybe I was jealous talking right outta my head but baby if I wasn't would u take back what u said~I'm still her Breton wood

by MerissamunozahaxD May 14, 2015

Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.

If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023

Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010

pathless wood

It's a forest that has no paths.

Life is a pathless wood

by Halal_ink November 14, 2019