Internet

The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.

Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...

by FrankTheVigne April 23, 2019

Internet maori

An 'internet maori' is someone who commits cyber crimes such as DDoSing or hacking. The term originated from New Zealand.

Adrian: Dude! My account was hijacked by some internet maoris!
Dylan: GF

by Tui_Pure1 August 17, 2011

I'll see you on the internet

Another way of saying "I'll see you later" this term transforms the physical presence of someone and assumes that the next interaction with the other person will be virtual.

Person 1: It was great talking with you but I have to run to a meeting in downtown.
Person 2: No worries, I'll see you on the internet.

by AFallet1 October 27, 2022

Internet Suicide

The act of erasing all traces of yourself from the internet including deleting all your accounts.

After being harassed everyday, he decided to commit internet suicide.

by Shugunou March 8, 2023

Internet Explorer

A browser that lets you go to google.com and download Chrome

As soon as I booted up my new PC, I hopped on Internet Explorer and downloaded Chrome

by the random. June 25, 2022

I CoUlD hAvE My InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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0: I CoUlD hAvE My InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

Internet talmudist

When an antisemitic person tries to justify their antisemitism by spreading taken out of context, mistranslated, outright false or all of them - Talmud quotes.

- do you know that Jews see goyim as animals and beasts that should only serve Jews???1
- umm could you cite the talmud verse for me?
- ummmm..okkk.. here it is

- um, there is no such verse.. i hate when internet talmudists like you try to justify their antisemitism

by legoduplo82 August 1, 2024