baptize your car

Baptizing your car is when you exceed 100 mph for the first time.

I’m about to baptize your car.

by mbergy April 18, 2018

Nebraska car blue

When the balls of a farm animal turn blue

This car got a Nebraska car blue

by Jommyg November 29, 2015

god hyper car

a god hyper car, is a car from game on roblox called "anomic" god hyper car are unbreakable, has infinity fuel and are like your mom strong as fuck when you get bad grade

Whats up mate do you have god hyper?
Ye bro i have want one?
Ye bro gimme 1
Alr bro but nothing is for free frist suck jamal dick
Ok bro i alr did can i get it?
Ye there your god hyper car

by Jamal dick August 4, 2022

Oklahoman Race Car

It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.

"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.

by the nut nutter November 10, 2020

the car warranty scammers

People who try to get into your bank account via a call regarding your "car's extended warranty".It's become a meme where this message can pop up anywhere, like in the sand on the beach, to in your goddamn birthday letter.

Me:I got a call from the car warranty scammers.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.

by SeriousSkippy May 17, 2021

Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Car Ball

The game to play when you hint to someone to go play in traffic.
Lesser know as "tractor-trailer ball" or
GMM: "Guess the Make and Model".

N.B.: The person invited to play Car Ball is the ball.

You: Go play in traffic
Him/Her: I need a friend to play carball

by He who eats ground, rolled-up animals... March 16, 2005