Now you know how blank feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

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How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

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how do you do that

masquence asked me this
fucking masquencegger

masquence: "how do you do that"
hunter: not telling you
masquence: im gay btw
hunter: ik

by htunteunrunetunererr October 12, 2025

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How to Get Bitches 101

if u wanna get get bitches Lemme give u some advice

1-touch grass(the most important)

2-Take i shower(i know this is gonna be ur first but it feels great)

3-walk outside chin high and your boutta see them bitches rolling in(dont forget the drip and colgne)

If this fails u prob have down syndrome or u is 5'2

i knew u would be searching up How to Get Bitches 101

by urlocaladvicegiver101 October 20, 2025

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How did it backfire

How did it backfire? Be specific. Tucker likes it when you're specific.

Hym "How did it backfire, Steven? You. Didn't like what I said about your incest cult... And you were dismissive about the weaponized schizophrenia... And then when it turn out I was right... And you being an uppity, dismissive, crippled bitch got your own churches shot up and your catholic school kids murdered. Jordan Peterson had an emotional breakdown. You all agreed to pretend that that the was nothing you could have done about it and that nothing happened even though there WAS something you could have done about it. And then you all agreed to LIE about ME and say about ME the thing I said about your religion. That is THE EXACT SPECIFIC way in which it backfired. The backfire was YouTube decided to be dismissive about MY THING and LYING TO THEIR AUDIENCE claiming that I was just seeking attention and now you are trying to erase my from history to hide your own shame. You are the backfire Steven. I'll take that as an admission of guilt."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

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