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Harry Potter 

An epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Why would I wanna read a stupid children's book?
Awesomer: Harry Potter's an epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Uh....

Harry Potter 

A series of 7 books and 8 movies, the books written by J.K.Rowling, about a young boy named Harry Potter with messy black hair and bright green eyes who's wizard parents were murdered by the most evil and powerful wizard of all time named Voldemort when he was a year old. Harry lives with his horrible aunt, uncle and cousin until he's eleven, who told him his parents died in a car crash, meaning he doesn't know anything about magic or witches or wizards. When Harry turns eleven he is informed that he is, infact, a wizard, the real story of how his parents died, and that he is to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The rest of the series tell of his wonderful, exciting, dangerous and magical adventures, eventually ending in defeating Voldemort. It is, without a doubt, the best story ever written. Side note: J.K Rowling is the Queen of Everything.
Unicorn: Hey, what are you reading?

Pecan: Oh, you know, only the first book in the best series ever written.

Unicorn: OMG, HARRY POTTER?

Pecan: YESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Unicorn and Pecan: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! *high fives*
Chelsea: wow harvyn you’re awesome!
Harvyn: I know.
Harvyn by nyvrah November 21, 2023

Harrys Fist 

harrys fist were good last night, yeah i had them all twice
Harrys Fist by Chris Morgan July 11, 2003

hardys shlong 

a teenaged school boy with an extremely long head
that kids got a shlong head
do you know anyone with a hardys shlong
hardys shlong by the monkey tamer November 3, 2006

harry-apeshit 

a tantrum, esp. after watching the defeat of a Boston sports team. Usually followed by depression, alcoholism, and weeks of self-enforced seclusion
Yo, he went harry-apeshit after watching the Pats game last Sunday.
harry-apeshit by Chahlie Moah December 12, 2008