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Dutch Toast

A breakfast dish where slices of bread are dipped into a bowl of cum which are then fried in a pan
Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”

Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
by anthony queso June 2, 2022
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Dutch Stuff

kinky, kinky warcrimes involving filthy, filthy, very bad things that only the most turbulently ill participate in. Even seasoned perverts and satan himself will not bat an eye toward such depravity. Think abusing the act of flatulence and fetishizing unholy acts of shitting violently, among other things that are simply too vile to put even on urbdic. The most bottomous point of the freakazoid iceburg, falling beneath even pedophilia, incest, and bestiality. Even the catholic church vomits at such atrocities. DO NOT TRY DUTCH STUFF. Attempting Dutch stuff will open a portal.
A guy on Reddit said he went septic after smashing a girl who was into Dutch stuff
by haveyouseenhim July 17, 2025
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dutch claw

Same as the dutch rudder. Only for women
‘Oooo shit me and Tracy got a bit hot and heavy last night. Nothing lesbian happened we just Dutch clawed each other’
by Monkeyglasses May 17, 2018
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Dutch Ball

Dutch Ball got bullied by everyone in instagram and sneaked into someone's bathroom and took pics.
''Stop being so obsessive, you are being Dutch Ball''
by LobLobLob11 October 24, 2019
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Dutch Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around and they fart in your mouth at the same time.
Stephen got a mouth full of eggy gas when he gave Dick Tracey a Dutch Reach around
by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017
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Dutch Buster

The act of farting inside another's vagina, it gets it's name from the infamous "Dutch Oven"
Damn, I just gave my girl the best Dutch Buster ever bro
by Fosty Grapey October 12, 2017
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Dutch Broven

A compound term derived from "Bro" and "Oven"; Usually referring to the act of tenting ones male friend with covers after ripping a rank fart.
"Sup Brodimus", can i give you a dutch broven for your birthday?
by BeeDoubleDee July 12, 2011
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