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Dutch Victory

See also: “Dutch Surrender”

A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.

Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.
I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.

But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.

I still win, I have the most hotels.

Typical Dutch Victory…..
by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021
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Dutch stuffed ditch panda

A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.
We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.
by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022
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Dutch Drive Inn

When you attach the Dilldo to your chin so you can eat her out and slam the her ass at the same time.
She wanted more aggressive foreplay but was surprised with the Dutch Drive Inn. FILLING the dong whole and the wrong whole at once.

Put an expression of shock and delight on her face.
by Kurt guy from Oregon May 27, 2022
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Dutch Swirl

To cum whilst shitting and clogging the toilet in a waffle house bathroom to make a swirl.
I got kicked out after doing a dutch swirl last night.
by LemonMolester May 28, 2022
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Dutch Toast

A breakfast dish where slices of bread are dipped into a bowl of cum which are then fried in a pan
Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”

Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
by anthony queso June 2, 2022
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Dutch Maiden

A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.
Who does he think he's fooling with that wig? He is a total Dutch Maiden
by JayneDough86 February 9, 2022
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Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit
Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette
by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022
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