Cap

Talking bullshit

You talking shit

You lying woe, you cap

by G.T Dior May 10, 2020

Cap

Cap, also known as LilCaptain5 is very very hot and sexy and cool. He does not make among us joke and he is very cool and awesome and he is cool.

Cap is a child.

The GIF below represents cap's height.

when can i go home please i haven't eaten in 8 years

random guy - "who was that one very very very very cool guy who is not TNTSWEAT?"
me- "LilCaptain5 is the best ever cool"

by bro who tf is taking my names September 6, 2021

Yum cap

A yum cap is a sex move where the man takes epoxy resin and pours it in a females belly button, ear, or nose. The male waits for it to dry, then chews on the dried resin during sex.

"Bro we had the best gang bang last night, the girl let all five of us get a yum cap.

by Racist Homophobic Man November 25, 2024

Rhetorical Cap

Cap used for rhetorical purposes (to further a point), as opposed to simply for the love of the game. Similar to a rhetorical question (a question asked for rhetorical purposes).

His essay lacked evidence so you utilized rhetorical cap to further his point.

by bear999 July 12, 2025

Cap-cunt

A gatekeeper for Capcom games.

A conversation between Capcom fans
OP: “I like Resident Evil 8, it’s actually pretty good!”
Reply: “Preposterous! Nothing will ever beat Resident Evil 4!”
OP: “Oh lord, it’s a Cap-cunt.”

by ninuno January 24, 2023

Cap

(noun) the top of a bottle or can usually supposed to be screwed off

(verb) to say something is wrong; hitting your head with your hand up & down signaling that is "cap" which is also known as "capping"

Tim said Donald Trump is president... STFU that's so cap! He got arrested MF

by URDADGOTDAMILKIDIOT October 3, 2023

Cap a marker

When you stick a turd in a girl's vagina and have her write your name on a piece of cardboard.

Hey I need to make a name tag can you cap a marker for me.

by Dat_Boi112 February 1, 2018