Digital pie crust 

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality

"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"

Digital pie crust by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016

rust in my crust 

When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.

Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.

rust in my crust by ijgfiu davhaj February 25, 2019

the_holy_jubus_crust_ 

The best offensive meme account on Instagram

Bro check out the_holy_jubus_crust_

the_holy_jubus_crust_ by Pizza boiiiiiii March 10, 2019

Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

Flaky pie crust by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

tony.lopez.toe.crust

The best person on tiktok. Better than you. Big flex, they're my mutual. Ain't none of yall can compare to tony.lopez.toe.crust. ALL HAIL TONY.LOPEZ.TOE.CRUST. He is the real Alpha. THE REAL DEAL.

"Omg tony.lopez.toe.crust follows you on tiktok?!"
"Yeah. Unlike you. LOSER."

tony.lopez.toe.crust by yourmomlolll July 15, 2021

fluffy_pizza_crust_ 

Literally one of the best people in the world<3

fluffy_pizza_crust_ is literally the best account on Instagram ever. They are so perfect, and they are amazing at cosplaying. They deserve all the love in the world.

fluffy_pizza_crust_ by Jessieisstilldeadlol July 15, 2021

Bust that Crust 

When a woman has gone so long without intercourse, that her vagina has crusted shut. By sticking your penis in her, you bust the crust and she is ready for love

She’s not a bad looking older lady. I’d bust that crust.

Bust that Crust by Buttplug_Barney December 8, 2021