Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.

"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."

by AB1991 February 20, 2022

fisty biscuit

The act of shoving your hand up another's anus and tickling their insides while yelling "fisty biscuit!"

"Dude, my girlfriend wanted me to fist her last night, so I gave her a fisty biscuit!"

"I shoved my hand up this kid's asshole, then pulled it out and called it a fisty biscuit"

by John Hecklmeyer (Myth) November 27, 2013

Son of a biscuit eater

A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.

Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.

That “son of a biscuit eater” has run off with his tramp again.

by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023

Biscuit

Gun; another way of saying side piece. Side piece can also mean a secondary lover so you may see biscuit used in that sense as well. Comes from the fact that biscuits are side pieces to a meal.

Inspectah Deck on “Bring Da Ruckus”: “I rip it, hardcore like porno-flick bitches, I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits.”

by AlcZ November 3, 2022

Teen Biscuits

Lady parts of a teenager

I'm leaving and taking my teen biscuits with me.

by GR££DY February 26, 2010

Nanner Biscuit

another word for Vagina

Man, that's some sloppy nanner biscuit.

by I Love Beaverstix April 24, 2024

Bow Biscuit

A classy (or not) lady who habitates around the front of a boat. Typically scandalous, rarely seen fully dressed. They provide beverages and tacos for operators of the vessel.

Damn mo, check out the ol Bow Biscuit - shes got some miles on her.

by Boats n Moes January 3, 2019