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Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.
Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
by Britishslang February 6, 2025
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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The Oreo-Biscuit

When you dunk your balls into a mouth full of cum
They let me give them The Oreo-Biscuit last night
by Gooblen June 10, 2023
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The Meaning Of Biscuits

1. A small youtube channel.
2. Biscuit; A small snack known as a treat, with chocolate chips sometimes.
1: Hey! Have you watched The Meaning Of Biscuits?
2: We will now explain the meaning of biscuits.
by A rANDo GIrL June 4, 2020
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meaty biscuit

A game of men masturbating over some toast and then the last person who ejaculates eats the toast.
Meaty biscuit: A group of men wackin it over some toast. What else u want?
by Datdefinition November 27, 2020
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dunk biscuits

A term used to describe inserting ones testicles into another person's anus. It has become a stereotypical act of the homosexual community in the highlands.
Apparently they took it in turns to dunk biscuits, if you know what I mean...
by Schlongzilla (MJB) January 10, 2012
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Trail Biscuit

(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.
Wow that guy was a real trail biscuit, I won’t be inviting that guy to hang out again.
by 3lfrieda27 January 29, 2022
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