Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

As a Jew

A self-identifying catch phrase that allows third parties to distinguish Jews willing to meaningfully sacrifice their heritage, identity, and kinfolk all to further a progressive cause directly in opposition to said Jewish Identity. Max Naumann, the leader of the Association of German National Jews, a Jewish organization during Nazi Germany that came out in support of Hitler was the first know case of a Jew saying "As a Jew I support Herr Hitler." Despite their loyalty to Hitler, the group was rejected by Nazis and deemed illegal. Max & other members were sent to concentration camps and their deaths. In effect As a Jew, means that anything following the phrases should be discounted.

"Als Jude unterstütze ich Herrn Hitler und das Gute, das er für Deutschland anstrebt." - Max Naumann's original quotation to the Progressive Jewish Alliance of Germany. It means: "As a Jew, I support Herr Hitler and the good he is going for Germany. "

by Varus58 June 19, 2025

Jew duster

The act of sweeping away a burnt Jews ashes

Person 1: we’re done in the chambers.
Person 2: do you need the Jew duster?

by Bidhdphdyod July 17, 2022

bytransit jew

A person who is Jewish because they are related to Jews.

My bytransit Jew cousin came over last week, and his catholic father dropped him off, too bad his Jewish uncle died while giving birth to him.

by That's me! April 5, 2009

Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal

Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates

by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024

Part Time Jew

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist

There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.

by Camille12 April 5, 2023

Jew Assin’

A defensive maneuver in pool where you totally screw over your opponent leaving them absolutely no shot.

Gavin: Damn it Miller you’ve been Jew Assin’ me all night.

Miller HAHAHA. Shush you

by SuperAlmightyFishTaco October 13, 2025